President Bush strongly condemned the attack, saying: "My message to the Iraqi government is `We stand with you.'"
"It reminds us, though, that there is an enemy willing to bomb innocent people in a symbol of democracy," he said.
You'd think the President would have been furious over that terrible security failure. But he didn't seem at all hopping mad, or even upset. In fact, honestly, he looked to me like he was lying his head off, but that's just my interpretation. I always feel that way whenever he opens his mouth. Who can blame me, he's told so many whoppers that believing him would be an unbelievable thing to do.
You know what really bothers me though, is what he didn't say. He didn't say, "We are deeply sorry for your loss and we apologize for failing to protect your lawmakers, we are so ashamed and so sorry for letting you down. We tried with everything we had, but we didn't catch this one, and we are so sorry". He didn't say that, he said, "We stand with you." Well what the hell does that mean? I hate phony, insincere canned speeches. Pretty words. No heart. Makes me ill. I'm sure it's just his way. I keep hearing what a nice guy he is. Oh wait....no, that's wrong, I haven't heard that. Sorry, my mistake.
Congress has passed bills that would force the Bush administration to set a timetable for withdrawing American troops. Bush has said he would veto any such measure and that American forces need more time to curb the raging violence.
And in the meantime, I guess they'll just go on inciting it. Makes perfect sense.
Hours after the bombing, Iraqi officials including Deputy Prime Minister Barham Saleh met with the commander of U.S. forces in Iraq, Gen. David Petraeus, and decided to put the Interior Ministry in charge of security at parliament, government spokesman Ali al-Dabbagh said. The building was previously guarded by a private security company, he said.
A PRIVATE SECURITY COMPANY?! RENT-A-COPS? People with no loyalties whatsoever that can be bought off in a heartbeat? OH GOOD THINKING MERGATROID! Some "tightest security net". Why weren't they using our nation's finest? You know them: Dedicated, highly trained, crack teams, loyal to their country, willing to die for their beliefs? Why didn't they use them? Our guys and gals NEVER would have let this happen. Oh.... I get it. Our guys and gals never would have let this happen. That's why they didn't use them.
I need a drink... and I don't even drink, but I need one now. brb.
The video of the bombing was shot by Alhurra, a U.S. government-funded Arab-language channel.
What a coincidence. The news crew on hand at the bombing, who just happened to film the bombing from A to Z, was U.S. funded!
They must be the Arab-language channel's version of the CIA/Fox News. (Would they be U.S. funded if they weren't?)
Mohammed Abu Bakr, who heads the legislature's media department, said he saw the bomber's body amid the ghastly scene.
HE KNEW WHO THE BOMBER WAS? I just spit my Crown Royal all over my keyboard. How did he know who the bomber was?
"I saw two legs in the middle of the cafeteria, and none of those killed or wounded lost their legs — which means they must be the legs of the suicide attacker," he said.
OH. He saw the LEGS of the suicide bomber. Okay, that's different. Pretty misleading statement there, if you ask me. But did he mean he just saw some legs? Or did he mean he saw some legs and he knew who's legs they were? Did I just say that? This is getting too surreal for me.
Earlier in the day, security officials brought dogs inside the building in a rare precaution — apparently concerned that an attack might take place.
THEY DON'T keep bomb sniffing dogs on the premises of the tightest security net in Baghdad? Oh someone help me. There's tighter security in place at my local library!
But a security scanner that checks pedestrians at the entrance to the Green Zone near the parliament building was not working Thursday, Abu Bakr said. People were searched only by hand and had to pass through metal detectors, he said.
Forget the drink. I need something stronger. A ball peen hammer to the fingers maybe.
It's so bizarre that security equipment is always broken on the ONE DAY that something bad happens. It's just like how none of the 300 security cameras managed to catch a glimpse of any of the 7/7 bombers in London on THAT day. And the ones on the buses weren't working ON THAT ONE SPECIFIC DAY either. What a crock.
Technology is not a boon to finding and locking up criminals, it's a hindrance. Time and time again. Good old fashioned police work is much better. We didn't have terrorists when we used to do things the good old fashioned way. And by the way, where's all our footage of the Pentagon on 9/11? There must be all kinds of clues in there that would help invesigators catch the bad guys. Oh... I get it. It would help investigators catch the bad guys. Pour me another shot please. GULP.
The parliament building was built during Saddam Hussein's reign as a convention center. After the war, it served as a press center and provided offices for a variety of U.S. and international agencies. The explosion took place just a few steps away from the room where the U.S.-appointed occupation governor, L. Paul Bremer, announced "We got him!" after the capture of Saddam in a spider hole in December 2003.
Saddam Hussein reigned as a convention center? No wonder it was so hard to find him. By the way, please don't use the words " Paul Bremer" within sixteen hours of my last meal. It's just too risky. Okay?
Besides killing 10 people, Thursday's bombing of the al-Sarafiya bridge wounded 26, hospital officials said. But the death toll was feared to be much higher: Police tried but apparently failed to rescue as many as 20 people whose cars plummeted off one of Baghdad's nine Tigris River spans.
Damn.
Waves lapped against twisted girders as patrol boats searched for survivors and U.S. helicopters flew overhead. Scuba divers donned flippers and waded in from the riverbanks.
How poetic. Was that Haiku?
Farhan al-Sudani, a 34-year-old Shiite businessman who lives near the bridge, said the blast woke him at dawn.
I bet it did. I'd wake right up too.
"A huge explosion shook our house and I thought it would demolish our house. My wife and I jumped immediately from our bed, grabbed our three kids and took them outside," he said.
Damn. I couldn't live like that. They can't either. No one could. Oh well, now that they're out of bed, I need to go lie down; I feel sick. Must have been the Bremer.